I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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