New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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