: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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