i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
