remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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