have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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