You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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