Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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