when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently you make a good broom.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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