she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just want to make out with him forever
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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