he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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