Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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