Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Two words: nipple clamps
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