So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You're like the curious george of whores
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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