check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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