omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me I should be a condom model.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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