Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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