I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
MIDGETS
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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