Don't you send me to vm
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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