I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
