im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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