Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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