She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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