your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
