Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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