i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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