Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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