if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.