My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist