Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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