A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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