R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My vagina just recognized that song.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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