Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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