No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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