Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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