found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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