well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
They have beer where we have blood.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.