Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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