Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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