hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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