god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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