Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm at about main and main street
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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