who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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