you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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