It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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