Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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