i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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