i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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