Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and she was petting her beer can
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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