Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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