He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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