Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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