STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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