hell yes lets make some ravioli
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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