i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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