And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I stole a fireplace last night.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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