what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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